You know what's amazing. Zoe didn't cry once during the baptism. Not a peep. This threw everyone off.
"Oh man, this picture of me naked better not end up on the interweb."
"And you cut my hair, too? Fan-freakin-tastic."
"No, I didn't just drop the soap in the baptismal font."
Welcome to the Greek Orthodox Church, Zoe. Yay Christianity!
Looks like we got some volunteers from the audience to help out.
And around the font, three times.
As Val said, "How endearingly mafiaso."
One more time... Yay Christianity!