IT'S A CRINKLE-PALOOZA!!!
"What? This isn't my toy? I don't know, it's way fun."
"A shoehorn! This is the best Christmas ever!"
It's Christmas morning, with a fire roaring... on the television.
Zoe and daddy opening gifts on Christmas morning.
"What did daddy get me for Christmas... socks?"
"Really? Socks? It's my first Christmas and you get me frakking socks?"
"Do you mind. I'm trying to enjoy some wrapping paper."
"Oh my God... could it be..."
"Yes... it's a PENGUIN!!! Ok, this makes up for the socks."